Codex Studiosorum Bruxellensis

The Ball Of Kerrymuir

Pagina 468 • Engelstalige liederen

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Balls to your partner,

Arse against the wall

If you've never been fucked on a Saturday night

you'll never be fucked at all

't Was the gathering of the clans

And all the Scots were there

A-feeling up the lassies

Among the pubic hair

Four and twenty virgins

Came down from Inverness.

And when the Ball was over,

There were four and twenty less

There was fucking in the kitchen

And fucking in the halls

You couldn't hear the music

For the clanging of the balls

The village plumber he was there

He felt an awful fool,

He'd come eleven leagues or more

And forgot to bring his tool

The town magician, he was there

He gave us all the laughs

Pulled his foreskin over his head

And vanished up his ass

The village idiot he was there

Up to his favourite trick

Bouncin' on his testicles

And whistling through his prick

The village copper he was there

He had a mighty pole

He grabbed a maiden by the ass

And yodelled through her hole

The chimney-sweeper he was there,

But he soon got the boot

For every time he farted,

He covered 'em all with soot

The village leper he was there

Sitting on a log

He peeled the foreskin off his cock

And fed it to his dog

The mayor's daughter she was there

She had the crowd in fits

A-jumping off the mantelpiece

And bouncing off her tits

Tiny Timmy he was there

He was only eight

He couldn't reach the lassies

So he had to masturbate

And when the ball was over

They all went home to rest

The music had been exquisite

But the fucking was the best