The Mad Gamer

I've been a mad gamer for many's a year

I've spent all my money on Magic and beer.

My parents deny me, they think I'm obsessed

But I know much better and say "Fuck" to the rest.

Where winners reign mighty, and losers die fast

Where the cardboard is holy, and the rulebooks are vast.

It's there where my heart is, and I say to the rest:

I don't care what you think, I like gaming the best.